'Fresh Isn'T Always Best' Poem by Linda Winchell

Had me some fresh cut asparagus
Had me some Brussel sprouts too.
But even though I liked them a lot
The ended up making me very blue.

They didn’t settle in too well
In my tummy that is.
And all night long
I played Fresh Veggie’s song
With a poof, a putt, and a fizz!

I guess I should have stopped
Stopped, while the gettin was good.
But all I could think of, was how good they tasted
Tasted much better than they ever should!

So take some of my over eating advice
And don’t mix any of the two together.
Unless you wish to sleep alone
Or don’t wish to sleep comfortably, NOT EVER!

By: Linda Winchell
Copyright: 2009