Go Ahead: 'stalk Me' Poem by James McLain

Go ahead: 'Stalk Me'
Some of my mail can't be any more
depressing than it already is.

Maybe you are the one that will make
me feel better,
my parts are no different than any one
Else's.

What could you say or for that matter
do
that hasn't been said or done before.

My boxers are clean on the line if you
need them
more than I, just leave a note and clip
a ten dollar bill
where they were, even if it is raining.

Every one gets fucked in the end.
When you stalk me.
Front or back
upside down right side up inside out
flat on your back on your belly
remember why
and your motives are they
mostly for money
dogs are honest even when they bark
it is for a reason.
Even they try to stalk me.

Medication may play some role in your
thinking
so if you are off of it
give it a week and refill it.
Then if you want give me a wink when you
walk by
so I will know I am being properly stalked.

I hate poorly planned stalkings they don't
give me the
creeps
they just disgust me even more,
poorly planned.

Just know I am blunt
I say what I mean and do what I say
and if you come around
just do what I say
though I'm not gay so I'm sorry
if I have let you down.
Gay women I don't mind there is hope
for them, with me have faith.

Some times even when I look at a potential
fine ass stalker
I just want to make her belly swell up
and have her
tell all of her friends and make them swell to.

Just write it all down on paper and mail it to
me
I dont like big mouths
to spread gossip of me and other than that
it will fit just fine
inside between the line
where only the great stalkers work and play.

Just don't lie about it and confuse some
twisted
fantasy that you have with mine
are twisted enough
but a good stalker helps, so it is fine
when you dine
drinking wine you removed from my vintage
garbage can.