1 forced into haiku
haikus and haiku-ers so ubiquitous
so I go with Ninja Turtle valor:
HAAAAAAAAAAAI-KUUUUU!
2 you haiku, baby?
you haiku, baby? Yeah, you haiku?
NO, NO – ME NAME NO HAIKU…
no, no, baby - I mean you haiku, baby?
3 Poet Haiku
dear Poet Haiku
if me see another copycat haiku
me surely go cuckoo
4 haiku about Japan
there’s all that about Japan
and all I learned
was sushi and haiku
5 haiku thief
Thomas Bruce stole
the Parthenon Marbles
and I stole the haiku
6 stale haikus
when I have
nothing original or fresh
I write haikus
7 the best haikus
the best haikus
the most natural and original
are likely to be in Japanese
8 lifeless haikus
Honorable Poet Haiku:
your haikus are so sad and lifeless
we suggest you try hara-kiri
9 haikus in English
haikus now in English
are like poetry
in bad translation
10 haiku as poetry
it’s easier to write a haiku
in English
than to make a poem
11 haiku held at ransom
bandits on highway English
have hijacked
the haiku
12 persuaded into haiku
all right,
I’ll give it a go:
I’ll hang myself with a haiku
13 lazy thinkers
lazy thinkers
get away with short cuts:
they ascribe everything to God
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Honorable Sir and Lovely Ms
so you haiku, baby?
or you hara-kiri?
I always thought i hate haiku, but reading yours have changed my mind. They are vibrant and entertaining and so funny, especially the way you presented them (i wonder if you are aware that they are number 4 on the poem list under haiku) ..........Good job Raj.
My sincere thanks for the kind of writing bold and beautiful, I am very much impressed........ not because of the write but entertaining to laziness should be condemned.......
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Very impressive haiku. Excellent Please comment on my poems too