........................Hamas Plays Football Poem by elysabeth faslund

Getting to know you, getting to know all about you...
Knowing you're saying 'Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints',
Don't get sillious! Cause realious tain't necessary, that

HAMAS thought the 'end zone' was Ground Zero...
Sy-Fy, not DEA, planted that CIA mole, hero
of NCIS informant counter-espionage that UNSC, and
*oh say can you see* double domino UNESCO covert
Massahd squad *royal flush beats 4 of a kind*
sent Cheyenne Mountain *black ops still there*
and UN/Priory of Sion joint efforts. BS of A
beat holy hell out of all that silliousness, as GS of A
applied FBI lipstick. JAG shade. CSI, with blocking
by USM, ran the touchdown, as USAF
jets' surveillance noted HAMAS'S @ss being
kicked by Al Queda, ALL over the Middle East...

And yes! The home team won! Go Saints!