Happy On The Shelf Poem by stu aitken

Put me back! don't invest in me.
Im happy where i am you see

Put me down! where i was found
Move away, just turn around

Over-rated! I think youll find
Dont kill me off by being kind

Look over there! yes go and see
I am truly, very happy here

Dont look back! im not that good
Pick someone else you really should

Dont be fooled! you dont know best
Im happy in my little nest

Whats that! look sharp, just there
Lonely, anxious, and in need of care

Superb, ideal! they need a home
Take them inside your comfort zone

Seems odd I know! but very true
Im happy here, goodluck to you

Da Na De Nee! go enjoy yourself
Im really happy on the shelf!