Help! ! Poem by Ernestine Northover

Ernestine...today is your lucky day as your own personal HELPMAN is on call all day, today....(that would be me) .Problem solved....Go to the kitchen, open your utensil dray...remove the Spatchler...go back to the front door...Slide the Spaatcler underthe envelope& raise slowly to your hand.BAM! ...problem solved, compliments of HELPMAN(that would be me) Oh, YES...Very clever and amusing piece...Nice Work'''''''''''''''''''''''''FRANK

Clever piece, I think the handyman Frank has it covered!

That's funny! Maybe you can get a stick with tape on the end.

My problem would be that even if it DIDN'T say don't bend - I wouldn't be able to bend! VERY funny, Ernestine!

Very witty Ernestine, and expressed so well.

OMG OMG OMG OMG do not panic. This can be solved with an IRON (chemical symbol Fe, because Ferrets produce iron) just iron it for about an hour and nobody will ever know! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Love, DKDAVIDIAKARTINA **********please read and review my poems please ******************

Ernestine, Hope you had the correct postage on it.Gas Board was it.Theyre the only 'Red' ones that I ensure never ger read. Sid John xxx

Ernestine, I had to read this over three times before it finally made sense to me. But it was well worth the reread(s) upon finally getting it. Well done! ! Brian

This is very clever... Perhaps you could try your toes? LOL love, Allie xxxxxx

Ernestine, such wit! Smiling, Justine