I Am......... Poem by Dr. Yogesh Sharma

I am my Creator’s perfect creation.
I am my parents’ obedient son.
I am my wife’s loving husband.
I am my children’s caring father.
I am my friends’ perfect man.
I hoard and read books.
I read and hear news all the time.
I subscribe to magazines and newspapers, not because I have time to
read all of them, but because I like to think I do.
I'm a self-described and addicted to my discipline.
I'm not an alcoholic, but I do love good beer, good wine and a good time.
I go to movies and musicals because I love them.
I parties because it's fun.
I pray because that's just what I do.
I view Ramayana and Mahabharata and read The Bhagawadgita.
I hate modern art (something my intellectual and secular friends like to poke at when they
bring me to various museums) .
I over-analyze things. I sing hymns to glee. I wish I worked at the Buy Malls.
I'm a patriot, in this 'Democratic, Socialist and Secular Republic” (Theater of Absurd) , Haaaaaa………. Star Trek is too, and I think I'd
like Somnath if I ever got around to visiting it' way.
I Love Madhuri Dixit starers but No, seriously. Love. Capital 'L.'
I'm probably the biggest sap you'll ever meet.
I find kids and babies adorable. I want my own any time soon, and I
do want them.
I like pretty things. Shirts, Trousers, Photographs and arranged Pieces of furniture.
I love cows and Peepals because, they serve selflessly but I can't wait for the day that I
can get a puppy.
I'm living the dream when it comes to my career, but even I know that
there's something more I need to strive for. I just have to figure out what
that is.
I love Badminton and football, but fair warning, I'm didn't grow up
as deaf and dumb of the Central Hall, so I probably don't like our team(s) .
I'm not hot. Pretty, sure. Cute, No. Hot, not so much. And I'm OK with
that.