Kevin Patrick

Freshman - 1,849 Points (Taurus / Ontario)

I eat peanut butter


I eat peanut butter from a jar
Sitting quitly naked at the bar
Wired in frankincense and cheap olive oil
You can never spot where Ive hidden my old boil

I eat peanut butter with a spoon
Hanging on a telophone from the moon
Looking everywhere for the third rock in my drawer
cause I'm followed by the elaphant whose getting rather cold

I taste peanut butter with marmalade
Its sutured with nectrines with astringent taste
Surrounded by a gang of malefactent tea cups
Coming from Buenos Aries on the back of maple syrup

want to ride the posse of little bitty irishmen?


I lick peanut butter from outerspace
I was born southside so it goes to my waist
I lick peanut butter from a dress
Its my wifes who i never met

I take peanut butter to a zoo
Watching the contortions of the Gaia philharmonic
Exasperating riddles which their tvs cant decode
While swimming in the puzzles of a Lincoln camry ford

Bet you wished their was some Peanut butter
to explain this ghastly poem?

Submitted: Friday, February 10, 2012

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  • Bronze Star - 5,586 Points Bri Edwards (7/31/2014 12:18:00 AM)

    ya can't go wrong with peanut butter! unless you are allergic to it! then you CAN go really wrong.

    were you quit or quiet at the bar?
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    [feel free to sample MY peanut butter poem (with or without jelly) :


    Peanut Butter: My Old Friend.....[Personal; Food]
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    Bet you wished their was some Peanut butter
    to explain this ghastly poem? .....................................You can say THAT again, and again, and again, and AGAIN! ! ! ! ! I THINK YOU GOT AHOLD OF A BAD JAR! !
    let me know if you want me to point out the 'typos'? ..... thanks for sharing. now that i'm watching my weight, i don't use jelly, or jam, or preserves, or marmalade. bri :) (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 10,463 Points * Sunprincess * (6/28/2014 6:40:00 PM)

    ........enjoyed this beautiful tribute to peanut butter....one of life's special treasures.... (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Jann Rau (4/24/2012 4:45:00 AM)

    I love the quirkiness of the poem although I have no idea what its about. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 0 Points Besa Dede (3/22/2012 9:39:00 PM)

    An interesting poem to read and reflect upon... My favorite part is:

    I lick peanut butter from outerspace
    I was born southside so it goes to my waist
    I lick peanut butter from a dress
    Its my wifes who i never met

    Good-humored description.
    Read mine A love story
    Thanks,
    B.D (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 10 Points Poet Of The River (3/6/2012 9:37:00 PM)

    haha what an interesting poem, I am amazed no one has commented yet on this! I simply had to read it, such a odd title. haha and poem to boot. It is good. (Report) Reply

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