I Have Antidisestablishmentarianism Poem by Mark R Slaughter

I Have Antidisestablishmentarianism



Antidisestablishmentarianism:
The longest word I know.
It’s great for all the parties -
I use it just for show!

If I could only understand
The meaning of the word,
I’d come across more academic -
Rather than absurd…

‘Have you seen my
Antidisestablishmentarianism?
It’s quite the largest one –
I’ll show it to you if you like,
So long as you don’t run.’

Or…

‘Last night we had for dinner
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
You should try it soon:
It’s all the rage with veggies -
It’s really quite a boon.’

Or even…

We took the cat down to the vet:
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Was diagnosed.
It’s very rare - we’re very proud -
But hopefully not exposed!

Unfortunately…

One night I went and blew it -
I was chatting up a chick:
‘Have you ever tried
Antidisestablishmentarianism? ’
I asked…
Her face turned red with anger
And she kneed me in the d**k!

Later at the party when asked
‘Why that funny walk? ’
I grimaced as I told them I have
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Boy that made them talk!




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