I'Ll Kiss A Girl Poem by Ramona Thompson

Parody of Katy Perry's hit song I Kissed A Girl

Tonight if you want
I'll give in to a kinky little plan
Have some sexy forbidden fun
Make it my foremost intention
I'll be so brave, drink in hand
It may not be what I'm used to
But what the hell I'll try it on
I'll be curious for you
Anything for a bit of extra attention

I'll kiss a girl
If you pay me enough
Who knows?
I might even like it
I'll kiss a girl
As long as my boyfriend don't mind it
It don't feel wrong
It kinda even feels right
Don't mean I'm bi or a lesbian tonight
I'll kiss a girl
If you pay me enough
Who knows?
I might even like it

No, I'll have no shame
It won't matter
It's all just a silly experimental game
Just bring me on a sexy stranger
It may not be how good girls are supposed to behave
It may not be how they should act
But I don't give a damn
Hell no!
This girl ain't scared or confused
It's just the rules of society that restrict me
I've never liked to obey
So tonight boyz.....

I'll kiss a girl
If you pay me enough
Who knows?
I might even like it
I'll kiss a girl
As long as my boyfriend don't mind it
It don't feel wrong
It kinda even feels right
Don't mean I'm bi or a lesbian tonight
I'll kiss a girl
If you pay me enough
Who knows?
I might even like it

2008 Ramona Thompson