I'Ve Never Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

I've never sinned in my whole life.
And I've never told a lie.
I have never stolen anything
Or made anybody cry.

I've never looked at any girl
Or held lust in my heart.
I never judged my fellow man,
And I never fell apart.

I never coveted my neighbors things,
Like the corvette parked in his drive.
I never made fun of anyone
For I don't speak any jive!

My grandson said it was opposites day,
That's what brought me to this verse.
For to say I've never done those things,
I simply must rehearse.