Joyless Kiss Poem by BEAU GOLDEN

When i first kissed you girl your mouth was open too wide
I felt like i could drive a semi truck inside
I looked down at your mouth and saw the septic hole
The odor coming out smelled like the toilet bowl
Your mouth had the taste of charred remains
I'd rather dine on decaying carcass monkey brains
Kissing you was like chewing on an old dish rag
I'd rather be kissing a colostomy bag

I can't begin to expound on all the couthe you lack
I saw you didn't brush those teeth were caked with plaque
I didn't know u smoked until i'd taste the tar
I think you were the girl who licked under the local bar
I didn't know u smoked Marlboro mini dicks
I'll never kiss another girl who sucks on cancer sticks
with love from Beau, you know who you are
and ps hope u had my baby after i used you in your car