'Just Let Your Air Come Out' Poem by Linda Winchell

I try to talk to you all the time
but when you open up your mouth.
All I hear are large belching noises
'Go on! ', just let all of your air come out!

So what if you can belch?
Out the entire alphabet, A on through to the letter Z?
And why do you think that is cute, my dear?
you are really confusing me!

You tell me that this is much better
than your other alternative!
But is this how other husbands act?
And how their wives have to live?

I just think your acting silly!
When you belch out, in the ways you do!
'Oops! ', you got me doing it now!
Belching out, my words like you!