Kool-Aid Criminal Poem by Randy Johnson

The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug.
He's a low life scum bag who poisons people with drugs.
He puts the drugs in the kool-aid, mostly cocaine and meth.
He doesn't care that his products cause addiction and death.
He doesn't care who he hurts just as long as he gets paid.
The cops just found his hideout, it's a raid.
He fired at the police because he's out of control.
The police just opened fire and filled him full of holes.
But instead of spilling blood, kool-aid was what was spilled.
Everybody can rest easy because the kool-aid Man has been killed.
That's the end of the Kool-Aid Man distributing coke and meth.
The Kool-Aid Man flipped off the cops with his final breath.
The Kool-Aid Man fought the law but he didn't win.
That fat and bloated punk will never say "Oh Yeah! " again.