This ancient Chinese healin' has been passed along for years
Unfortunately, in the States it's quite new
But I've taken two semesters at the tech school here in town
And I can't wait to get acupuncture'in you
Most people haven't heard yet of the acupuncture/rolf combination
But It's sort of east meets west
With some Tai Chi thrown in the stew
Big needle, yes, but I know that you'll suffer less, you see?
Because the smaller needles are less familiar to me
You know what they say: pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional
Feel that? Oh yeah! Good, now how ‘bout a little Rolfing?
Hai! Ha! AAAAHHHHH! Sorry…
You'll be in agony for a few weeks
and throwing up in a hundred different ways
But that's normal when you've been studying
Ancient Chinese medicine for only 14 days
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem