'Lifes Pill For Everything' Poem by Linda Winchell

Life seems to have a pill
a pill for just most anything.
There's a pill for this, and a pill for that
one to help you gain weight
or remove some unwated fat?

There's a pill when your down
there's a pill when your up!
There's a pill for a tooth ache
they've even made one for hiccups!

They've a pill to fall asleep
and one to wake you up.
Is there anything they don't have a pill for?
are they ever going to give up?

There's a pill for sweating
there's a pill for bed wetting.
There's a pill for a pill
they've even one made specia, l for my Uncle Bill!

There's a pill to remember
then there's one to forget.
I might need one of these later
but not just quite yet.

Life's a pill if you really think of it
while swallowing all that pill goobely gop.
And then you forget to spit it out
and wind up in a hosp!

Well I'm not one for taking pills
I'll leave that for another.
So instead of taking a pill for cold feet
I'll just throw on that extra cover!