If for an ale I yearn
think to watch your drink and don't turn
or with your beer I'll abscond
and it'll soon be beyond
the pint of no return!
I swear good Sir these puns will have you out, and the yarns you'll spin in your defence will no doubt grow quite stout.
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I'll drink to that (Funny) ... Terry