My problem is - I’m just too nice
No bad habits and no bad vice
I don’t eat meat and I don’t swear
I’m up myself but I don’t care!
I’m nice to know - I’m not a cow
I’m really just the cat’s meow
I don’t do drugs not even fags
Have no wrinkles or eye bags
I’m fit and healthy - young at heart
I don’t hiccup and I don’t fart
I don’t have pimples, zits or spots
I really am the dogs boll-ox!
My head is full of big - brain cells
‘The font of wisdom’ you can tell
The only thing I’d say is wrong
Is I do e-Bay all day long!
My name’s Mimi - chose - it myself
It’s strange why I’m still - on the shelf!
Don’t know why - a mys-tery
I have the nick-name ‘Me Me Me’?
copyright Victoria George
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
It is a lovely composition. Fine! 10/10