Minxy Tips Poem by James McLain

First of all girls you need two ripe
over developed breasts
that have the ability to move
like any good political point to the
left or right independently
and let your self not be baited
because
as in any situation where you must
be open to over exposure
a mother open to suggestion
can get you out of tight spaces
that the occasional
Perve will lay in wait
to put the squeeze on you
and they will get through the best laid plans
just wipe off the spot where
they touched you
be kind
give all the credit to God
rescue very small dogs and remember
to hide all your money
where dad can't find it be smart and
unassuming
and jerk off the jerks so they leave you alone.


p.s.

you can't shake off your sandles
if you leave
police reports behind you
and don't forget your diaphragms.