My Wife Is A Slut Poem by Randy Johnson

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM)

My wife has slept with every man on the planet; she's a slut.
The only way to stop her is to sew her v##### shut.
She says that she wants me to be able to forgive her.
But that's hard when there's a line of men waiting outside to sleep with her.
Last week I caught her and my ex best friend in bed.
I hit him with a sledge hammer and put a dent in his head.
Yesterday Bill Clinton got her in the sack.
I cut off his wiener, he won't come back.
If you're a man, I have some advice that can save your life.
If you want to stay healthy, don't sleep with my wife.