No Offence Poem by Mark Heathcote

Is it free? Is what free? Is your love, free?
"No it isn't free" nothing comes free.
So then what does it cost a guy like me.
Well to start with you must talk to me
In a nicer tone of voice, be gentle
Don't be nasty with me, "what you mean…
I am gentle, I'm not nasty nor am I mean".
I didn't say you were you freak; you just did.
"Take it back" take it back or else, or else what!
Or else I'll leave; well go ahead then leave.
Find somebody else - you freak; I might just
… Someone else like who? Like who? You!
Look no offence but no, thanks.
"No thanks ha, ha, ha lol I didn't ask".