Pin-Up Gals Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Bosom Buddies in crime,
Dynamic Duo in devilish deeds,
Breast friends forever,
Bikini clad Beauties Baring their wares do distract guards.
In Shawshank Redemption, the would be escaper used her poster in the endeavor.
A poster of Raquel Welch, circa 1,000,000 years B.C., is what they would need.

Not Farrah Fawcett floundering around,
Not a Playboy Pin-up posted within sight,
Nor a biker babe busting around her bike,
The bikini clad women, did prove well to cover their flight

Otis was not sitting on the dock of the bay,
He said to Jose, come a little bit closer,
They were about to recreate The Great Escape,
Jose left a note, “Thank you, officer….,
….for the tools needed. You're a real pal. Happy holidays.'

The inmates were free after they meandered through a maze,
Of walls, fences, barb-wired security, they found ways,
To beat the system, these two fans of Victoria Secret and VENUS,
Used dummies to make prison guards prove they were dummies,
Without a fuss.

(12-20-2007)