lee fones


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today i had the wind
it wasn't from my tea
know this sounds unkind
but poemhunter is so free
as soon as i got home
thats when it all started
said hello to my gnome
then i just farted
i know that this is crude
i know that this aint right
so ill stop being very rude
now everythings alright

Submitted: Saturday, July 19, 2014

Topic of this poem: humour


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  • Gold Star - 12,261 Points Mandolyn ... (7/19/2014 4:33:00 PM)

    you freaking crack me up
    if it weren't for you and gangwer
    and other awesome crazy poets here
    i would be spending more time at allpoetry.com
    or i'd be gardening -something gay like that (Report) Reply

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