Ramona, Playmate Of The Year Poem by Ramona Thompson

Outragous
Controversial and thought provoking
Maybe even a little bit of a narcissist
Yet still I know
I've got the goods
The body to bring in the big money
The booty to get 'em all buying and horny

A virgin
I've never shown what I got to anyone else
Perfect breasts
Nice sassy assets
The total package
100 percent unenchanced real woman
And you can be the first to have a shot at all
Aristically speaking of course

I'm naughty and I'm nice
The perfect combo
Sex godess and girl next door
The erotic fantasy every red-blooded man secretly longs for
Trust me
One look at me on the cover and you'll be sold out
All over America and the rest of the world as well
So what do you say, Mr. Hefner?

Are you willing to take a chance on little ole me?
Hot, spicy and not a day over 40
A very, sexy, fresh faced, flirty 30
Every so ready to get down and dirty
Every so ready to show
Sometimes even a virgin untested and untried likes to act kinda kinky
Go ahead and give me a call, Mr.H

Guaranteed you won't regret it
Just call the following number and ask for Ramona, your next playmate of the year

2009 Ramona Thompson