Ramona's Theme Poem by Ramona Thompson

Parody of The Theme From Shaft

Who's the sweet vanilla chick
that peeves off all the uptight dicks?
RAMONA!
Yo damn right!

Who is the woman that will break the neck?
The neck of a smart... pervert man
RAMONA!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's online bullies all about?
RAMONA!
Right on!

They say this cat Ramona is a bad mother....
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm just talkin' about Ramona
Then we can dig it!

She's a compicated woman
Just lookin' for one good man
To understand this virgin woman
RAMONA THOMPSON!

2008 Ramona Thompson