Santa Ant Poem by ART PAUL SCHLOSSER

You say how can Santa get into your house?
He's huge and not small like a mouse
But the Santa on TV
Is only the Santa they want you to see
But the real Santa no one really sees
Because he's an ant smaller than a flea

Santa Ant -Santa Ant
Smaller than the smallest Christmas tree plant
He goes down your chimney no matter how small
Brings you presents, candy, and even cash or dough
Santa Ant-Santa Ant
Supplies you with stuff better than a government grant
Decorates your house so festively
When you wake up its hard not to be happy

You say how can an ant carry a big heavy gift?
Well Santa Ant is angelic ant with miraculous powers that help him lift
So how about reindeer and the elves
That's just more TV fiction to make wealth
Cause Santa Ant can sneak on any plane, car or train
And his magic bag can get real small or as big as a hurricane