Teenage Mental Masturbation Poem by Ramona Thompson

One teacher's angry ode to a student who's tried to cross the line one too many times

Tougher then it looks to deal with boys like you that just don't understand
Even through I've told you a thousand times
Eventfully you'll get over this student-teacher fantasy
No I can't and I won't fulfill them
All I want is to keep my job so please stop making up all these horrible things
Give up on what can never and go get yourself a girl your own age to take out and date
Even if we could get away with it you must know that I would't seduce you here tonight

Make no mistake about it young man I will take legal action againest you if these threats do not stop
Eager you may be to land a hot older woman but just know it ain't never gonna happen
No matter what you do or say
Tell my husband and the town whatever the hell you want
A word of warning however I must first impart
Look twice and ever so carefully before you cross that street out in front of your house

Might just have a fatal accident if you don't
And also please do beware those falling grades
Such a tragic sight your permanent record could be if I so choose
Take a deep breath now and think carefully before you make your next move
Use what brains you have that are not in your jeans
Risk not the wrath of a sexy lady teacher scorned if you know what's good for you
Bitter, mad, and just plain fed up already I'll damn sure take you on
Allowing no more of your silly childish games to be played with my life
Turned my world upside down for the last time
I won't be forced to leave another town again hiding my face in a shame that I should't have to feel
Outragous stories and lies you are done spreading as of now
No excuse and no second chances

Are we clear on this young man?

2008 Ramona Thompson