The Happy Mushroom Poem by George BernardBloodyShaw

Is there mush
Room?

For fun in life.

The humour
That life of strife
That mushroom
Is right.

I'll grow humours
From that fungus.

It spreads pretty quick, too.

I know it can.

And also, be canned
As we all see
On TV.

That's funny,
My belly.
It's just laughed!
It'll keep you fitter
Just having a titter.

I've a secret to tell.

You can get it by the barrel!
We can work on this cultivation
I see the captivation
Of the need
Indeed.

So my plot
Will be sown humourously
With humus.

So I
Thank the fungus
Of fun



(For Stacey)