The Rumor Spread Poem by Ima Ryma

In Greek mythology Pan be
God of shepherds and flocks and wild,
Part man, part goat and quite horny
With lots of young maidens defiled.
When Christianity took root
Greek historian Plutarch said
That Pan, known for sinful pursuit,
Was the first Greek god to drop dead.
This rumored death continues to
Appeal to writers pro and con.
So Pan still garners much ado.
Through tales and verse Pan still lives on.

The great god, Pan, is still alive.
On worship of me, I do thrive.