The Sex Life Poem by John W. McEwers

Bad Credit?
No Credit?
No Problem!

Come on down to Big John's House or Regrets
and see how far your dollar can really go.

Three minutes and change.

That's all we charge for a test drive
at Big John's Big Emotional Baggage event!

Just in time for the Holidays
where you can meet my parents
and try out my full size
high school bed

Act now and there will be zero financing
until I need a ride to Costco.