Randy Johnson
Poems by Randy Johnson : 482 / 555
This damn television
(This is a fictional poem)
I hate this damn television that my wife just bought.
When I ask people if I'm intelligent, they say I'm not.
This TV only picks up one channel and that really blows.
It only has one program that's about washing clothes.
This one show is irritating and it's starting to make me fume.
Why did my wife put this damn television in the laundry room?
Randy Johnson
Submitted: Friday, March 21, 2008
Poems by Randy Johnson : 482 / 555
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