'This Is How I Spell Stupid! ' (For A St-U-Pid Friend!) Poem by Linda Winchell

How does one really spell the word, 'Stupid? '
I think it should start with a capital letter, 'U! '
Because after what I've seen you do!
that's the only name I want or now can use!

'U', go into the hospital
coughing and having deep pains inside your chest!
They found out after ex-rays taken
that you've low oxygen and pneumonia, at its BEST!

Now that you've been released to go back home
feeling better from, oxygen and I.V drips of meds!
I see that you are back to your old dumb habits!
sitting and smoking off your, st-U-pid, head!

So I've given you a new name now!
It's st-U-pid! '
But I think it should start with a BIG fat letter, 'U! '
That's just what I think of U my friend!
Only because, I Love and care for U!