Ogden Nash

(August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971 / New York / United States)

To My Valentine - Poem by Ogden Nash

More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That's how much I love you.

I love you more than a duck can swim,
And more than a grapefruit squirts,
I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore,
And more than a toothache hurts.

As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea,
Or a juggler hates a shove,
As a hostess detests unexpected guests,
That's how much you I love.

I love you more than a wasp can sting,
And more than the subway jerks,
I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch,
And more than a hangnail irks.

I swear to you by the stars above,
And below, if such there be,
As the High Court loathes perjurious oathes,
That's how you're loved by me.


Comments about To My Valentine by Ogden Nash

  • Rookie Yuqing Yan (2/27/2009 9:16:00 AM)

    after valentine's day, he taught this poem at his poetry corner. he told his students that he was not good feeling to teach today. during V's Day, i was in Guilin. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, January 13, 2003

Poem Edited: Wednesday, December 24, 2014


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