Bri Edwards

Veteran Poet - 3,896 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

A 'Cultured' Sort of Cow....[2 short poems; Cows; Humor]


#1
What sort of cow gives cultured WHOLE milk?
I think Princess and cows of her ilk.
She has nary a crawling tick,
she does NOT her calves lick, (babies that is) ,
and, at our state fair she wins ribbons of silk.


#2
What sort of cow gives cultured fat free milk?
I think Princess and other cows of her ilk.
She buys, for her stall, pieces of art,
listens each evening to her Mozart,
and for the annual Dairy Ball……she dresses in SILK!
(Feb.2006)

Submitted: Thursday, November 22, 2012
Edited: Monday, December 10, 2012

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i may have written these over six years ago with a poem-writing dairy farmer friend in mind. he lives in central NYS near my boyhood home.

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  • Gold Star - 14,518 Points John Westlake (8/21/2014 8:11:00 AM)

    Cow are cows. And always will be. Prefer them when they're beef on my plate personally (Report) Reply

  • Freshman - 1,033 Points Noreen Carden (2/6/2014 7:10:00 AM)

    Bri of all your poems this is my favourite so far because i love cows i grew up on a farm and i found the cows were such lovely calm sweet animals with their big soft brown eyes. love the idea of a princess cow giving
    cultured milk.Very good. (Report) Reply

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