The storm clouds covered the sun,
bringing to an end the day-of-fun.
I knew my owner was not too bright;
I resisted his casting off with all my might.
But though I'm bigger and stronger than him,
I was at the mercy of his every whim.
But this day my fate had a second master.
Both the human and weather brought me disaster.
First the wind picked up for an hour,
bringing with it a late afternoon shower.
He sailed me on while showing no fear
but just opened himself another beer.
I had enough anger and fear for us both;
if I could speak I'd swear an oath
that, if once more we did reach shore,
with that jerk I'd sail no more.
He'd probably not checked forecast or a chart.
What a foolish, misguided, drunken fart!
I tried to come up with a positive thought.
Try as I might I came up with naught, and
he made no effort to motor me in.
In nautical circles that is a sin.
When beer was gone he went down below.
With more rain came an increased easterly blow.
Wind that is, a fearsome blast,
which tore my sails and snapped my mast.
I've never been a boat much to pray,
but I beseeched Neptune on this, my last day.
My only hope was to stay afloat!
If I could wield a pen I'd have written a note,
damning my owner and his beer as well,
and wishing them both bad luck in Sailors' Hell.
The wind increased even more for an hour.
Freezing rain developed from what was a shower.
The sea filled the cabin below;
what became of him I don't care and don't know.
My last thoughts were of the owner I never did thank.
He was my first owner before I was lost to the bank.
He kept my sails in order and fuel in my tank.
And HE checked weather and charts, and HE never drank.
(Nov.15,2012)
I love this poem and how things come full circle. First the second master does not care about the sailboat and then at the end the sailboat doesn't care about the second master.
A poem from the POV of a sailboat, a new one for me. A lovely and sad story. Another example of the disaster of drunkenness. I like that the boat tried to remain positive as long as possible: 'I've never been a boat much to pray, but I beseeched Neptune on this, my last day. My only hope was to stay afloat! ' And 'My last thoughts were of the owner I never did thank. He was my first owner before I was lost to the bank.' sounds like another sad story.
Only you would think of writing from a boats point of view nice one Bri
A free flowing poem from a free spirit. It shows a great sense of humour and evidence of a rich imagination.10.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Hah! Fantastic. Reminded me of Roal Dahl's poetry as well as, of-course! , Lewis Carroll's. Bri has a knack for churning very entertaining poems out of ordinary occurrences. Wonder if he's ever tried his hand at penning one about taking the trash out, or mowing the lawn (or 'loaning the mawn' for that matter, 'moaning the lawn', etc., etc.) .