April Fool's Day (1) (The Foolest Of The Fool) Poem by U Win Kyi

Gold price is going to tumble down as the scientists find the method of making glistening gold out of yellow stool.
The inventors invent the clever compound which makes the stupid and lazy students smart so they don't need to go to schools.
The crude oil will be worthless as the scientist discovers the way of making sea- water into fuel for driving....a good news.
In USA, the mortgage lending banks will write off the debts of borrowers and will never sue.
So the poorest people can buy the house with swimming pool.
Bush and Bin Laden will make peace and live together as best friends.....so true.
Before Beijing Olympic, the Chinese government will grant Tibet a self-rule.
Every year on this day of April Fool,
making the foolest of the fools is what everybody wants to do.
Some don't get the clue,
then they know to the full,
and laugh to get rid of the blue.