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Bad Sushi by Ted Sheridan

10/13/2008 1:19:28 PM
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Bad Sushi
 
  Someone please inform the Chef
The eel was a little tough, almost as tough as the rice
The shrimp smelled like an old lover of mine
Who had forgotten to remove her diaphragm
And the fish...forget about it..
Even the Sake asked to be excused from the table.....

2007 © T Sheridan

Ted Sheridan


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Chris Mendros (7/15/2007 9:58:00 PM)
Yeah, the waitress should've taken it back.
Marci Made (7/14/2007 11:14:00 PM)
Geez. what a night and not even Sake to save it......no Sake, no good......I repeat, You are a Hoot Ted.....Nothing to erase the 'bad taste.' marci.xo

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