Big Foot Poem by James McLain

Skunk apes in Florida,
Big foot in the north west people
Claim to have seen.
They've been heard pounding on tree's
And their loud, musky smells they must be real.
If real they are they must certainly be intelligent.
Human beings in America can barely communicate
With one another.
Half of all marriages in in divorce.
They not only communicate with one another
No one can catch one,
But they sure can catch one of us.