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Linda Ori

Rookie - 40 Points (08/13/1945 / UTAH)

Blonde Moment


They call it a blonde moment -
A glitch of intelligent thought
I knew what I thought I was thinking
But before I could think, I forgot;
It has something to do with the wiring
It's tangled, and tends to short out,
Somewhere in the process of thinking
I forget what I'm thinking about;
Tomorrow I may go out shopping
And buy a new color to try
So when I don't get what you're saying
You'll think that I do, but I lie;
I'll make a big change on the outside
So people will give me a nod
I'll still be a blonde on the inside
But no one will know it - thank God!

Submitted: Friday, July 14, 2006
Edited: Monday, August 16, 2010

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  • Rookie Ridge Cahill (1/25/2009 5:06:00 PM)

    Uproaressly funny. Such a wonderful flow and witty ease here Linda. This amazing write betrays the blonde who the poem so perfectly describes. Surely not written during a blonde moment. Love it! (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Michael Fischer (4/26/2007 7:55:00 PM)

    Haha...I really enjoyed that. But even though you have blonde moments, you have moments of great creativity (as seen in this well written poem) . Great poem...well thought out and well executed. Top marks!
    -Michael (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Brian Dorn (4/20/2007 10:26:00 PM)

    Poetically speaking, blondes do have more fun...you've just proven that! Good stuff, Linda!
    Brian (Report) Reply

  • Rookie JoAnn McGrath (4/9/2007 9:06:00 PM)

    laughing: O)
    we are not blonde at our house but I painted a t-shirt for my 16 year old daughter
    Blonde At Heart : O) She is forever having moments
    Love it
    thanks
    JoAnn (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Not a member No 4 (1/21/2007 11:46:00 AM)

    Very funny Linda. It's unfair that this rubbish has passed into common usage - but I'm sure it's got a lot of potential for exploitation by bright blonde's - the writer for example! Who wrote this for you? xx jim (Report) Reply

  • Rookie joey oo (1/8/2007 2:20:00 PM)

    Loved this 'blonde moment' Linda, as I get older, these moments happen more and more. : ( Great poem. Take care and Happy New Year. Joey (Report) Reply

  • Rookie jack russell (9/5/2006 6:39:00 AM)

    Very good, witty, offering, Linda :) A pleasure to be reading your work again!
    Jack. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Nick Percowycz (8/20/2006 5:44:00 AM)

    This is funny! Hilarious! Like you, I think I am going to change my color. With all the goofs that I do, I'm changing my color to blonde! Very good, Linda! A ten. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Duncan Wyllie (7/27/2006 3:37:00 PM)

    This is great fun, ever stopped to think then.....forgot to start again, TEE HEE
    Thankyou Linda
    Love duncan x (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 780 Points Jerry Hughes (7/19/2006 12:39:00 AM)

    One of my favourit blondes, real or otherwise was Norma Jean. Hollwood killed her. Don't let it happen to you Linda, we need you... (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Anna Russell (7/15/2006 4:41:00 PM)

    Hey, don't worry about it Linda - I'm a brunette and still have at least one blonde moment a day! Thanks for the smile.
    Hugs
    Anna xxx (Report) Reply

  • Freshman - 2,160 Points Frank James Ryan Jr...fjr (7/15/2006 5:06:00 AM)

    YO, BLONDIE...DO YOU HANG W/ DYLAN& CLAPTON?
    QUITE AN INTRUIGING WRITE, LINDA...CREATIVE THEME...YOU GET THESE IMPULSES OFTEN? LOL...FINE PENNING'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''FRANK/FJR'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Nalini Hebbar (7/14/2006 11:36:00 PM)

    linda...this is great...we in india are all blackhaired...only by choise does a blonde emerge out of bottle...and it doesnt suit our skin colour...now i know why they choose that colour! ! ! ...lol...loved your poem...10 for the blonde inside...love...nalini (Report) Reply

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