Treasure Island

Alessandra Liverani

(Wollongong, Australia)

- Cama Cama Cama Cama Cama Not a Lion:: Humour


My father is a camel and my mother is a llama
And that is how I was born a hybrid called a cama
Created through the procedure of artificial insemination
Not via a camel/llama eyelash fluttering flirtation

My father most probably would have squashed my mother flat
If they'd tried the common method of breeding a little brat
He's a dromedary camel with a hump of fatty tissue
Half a tonne of him would have caused my llama mama issues

Humans love my llama wool and my llama disposition
And to have me camel size would be a wondrous acquisition
74 chromosomes are present in both my papa and my mama
So I am a fertile hybrid who can make little baby camas

I'm not sure of my future, if I'll be just a weird exhibit
If the journey of my hybrid is only a fleeting visit
But I'll do my very best to grow big and strong and woolly
So that the good traits from my parents can be enjoyed fully

Submitted: Sunday, August 05, 2012
Edited: Monday, August 06, 2012

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(if you're too young or too old the title is a play on the 80s song title karma karma karma chameleon)

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(Sydney, Australia - 2011)

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