A kinky young man from eBay
Tried cybersex one fine day
Caught his c*ck in the works
Through his physical jerks
It got stuck in the D-V-D tray!
He’d already tried kinky things
With Ethernet cables and rings
With all this abuse
It blew a great fuse
His PC now needs re-wiring!
Another guy from Caerphilly
Tried it but felt a bit silly
He stood on a shelf
And inserted himself
And now he needs a new willy!
copyright Victoria George
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Victoria writes limericks for fun Five quick lines and *'poof'* she's all done But let me now warn you They do tend to be quite blue So if your at all prudish - begone.