Damn It Man! I Am A Woman! Poem by Ramona Thompson

Parody of Shania Twain's Man! I Feel Like A Woman!

For the witch who started the rumor that I am really a man!

I'm coming out tonight-what you've been sayin'
I'm gonna be lettin' ya know
It just ain't right
Gonna make some noise-this time really raise my voice
Loud enough this time for you all to hear and understand
Yeah, I'm gonna scream and shout
Really make one hell of a fussin' scene

No inhibitions-these are my conditions
Yeah, you all let your gossip get more then a little bit outta hand
I'm sick of acting ladylike and politically correct
I just want to be left alone
So that I can have a good time

The worse thing you ever did was accuse Ramona of not being a true woman
Now cruel gossips I'm gonna set the record straight and spoil all your fun

Oh, oh, oh you're all totally crazy
To say I'm anything less then a full born real breed lady
Don't wear men's shirts
I wear short skirts
Oh, oh, oh the rumors are just too wild to believe
Yeah, wannabes jealous and trying to cop my style
Oh, oh, oh jealous cos all the men and even some of the ladies want my action-feelin' an undeniable attraction
Here I am bare-doing whatever the hell I dare

Oh, oh, oh tell the truth
It's the only thing that will set you all free
Yeah, ain't gonna let you lie about my sex
No, no, no more
Damn it man!
What else do I gotta do to prove?
I am a woman!

This girl needs a break-tonight I'm not gonna fake
I'm gonna take
The chance to spread a little lie or two about you too
Sick of this nonsense
Ain't gonna be your dancing puppet on a string no more
I'm gonna tear you apart and down

The worse thing you ever did was accuse Ramona of not being a true woman
Now cruel gossips I'm gonna set the record straight and spoil all your fun

Oh, oh, oh you're all totally crazy
To say I'm anything less then a full born real breed lady
Don't wear men's shirts
I wear short skirts
Oh, oh, oh the rumors are just too wild to believe
Yeah, wannabes jealous and trying to cop my style
Oh, oh, oh jealous cos all the men and even some of the ladies want my action-feelin' an undeniable attraction
Here I am bare-doing whatever the hell I dare

Oh, oh, oh tell the truth
It's the only thing that will set you all free
Yeah, ain't gonna let you lie about my sex
No, no, no more
Damn it man!
What else do I gotta do to prove?
I am a woman!

You're all totally crazy
You know it
I know it
We all know it
Come, come, come on baby
Tell the truth that you know is true

RAMONA IS A WOMAN!

2008 Ramona Thompson