Dark Days # 1 Poem by Assorted Thoughts 2.0

Hello, old pen...
Been a while since I've smelled that fragrance on paper
What do you call that scent anyways?
'That depends' said, Pen
Well, if you're going to be like that I'll just set you down and let you dry out.
'I should ask the same of you' said, Pen
Hey, Pal.. I haven't had a drink in 13 days
'Congrats, do you want a gold star'
Yeah, draw me one on paper
(Pen Draws)
Hey, you wrote the word certifiable with an arrow pointed towards me! Why did you do that?
' I should ask the same of you '
Said
Pen
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