</>Men used to wear dresses,
A long time ago.
They had long beautiful tresses,
That fairly flowed.
Men used to wear mini-skirts,
In ancient Greece and Rome.
What a bunch of sissy flirts,
They were big men, full grown.
Now the Scots carry on,
They are losing their minds.
When the wind starts to moan,
You can see their behinds.
Even Prince William,
From that book took a page,
But he is kind of young,
So lets blame his age.
Well I don't claim to be royalty,
Or some rich debutante.
But when I'm out in public,
I'll be wearing my pants.
Settle down Anglo Saxons, my wife is Scotch Irish. Just having a little fun.
11,4,11 Alton Texas
I love it! ! ! Just north of where I grew up there is a very large, annual Scotish festival... I wonder if I should read this in public there? ? ? Great fun Juan!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Excellent and funny write. But being half a jock always remember Scot is the man and Scotch a drink..lol. Nice one Juan. Regards Craig.