Dresses Men Used To Wear Poem by Juan Olivarez

</>Men used to wear dresses,
A long time ago.
They had long beautiful tresses,
That fairly flowed.

Men used to wear mini-skirts,
In ancient Greece and Rome.
What a bunch of sissy flirts,
They were big men, full grown.

Now the Scots carry on,
They are losing their minds.
When the wind starts to moan,
You can see their behinds.

Even Prince William,
From that book took a page,
But he is kind of young,
So lets blame his age.

Well I don't claim to be royalty,
Or some rich debutante.
But when I'm out in public,
I'll be wearing my pants.

Settle down Anglo Saxons, my wife is Scotch Irish. Just having a little fun.
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