How To Avoid The Swine Flu And Keep Your Family Safe Poem by Ramona Thompson

1. Do not vist Mexico, no matter what you do!

2. Do not eat out! Not anywhere! You never know who might be handling your food and what they might
have.

3. Stay away from public restrooms! It's total germ warfare in there!

4. If you live next door to a mexican quickly put up a new fence or wall to keep their possible germs away
from you and yours until after the flu scare is over.

5. Do not let your kinds play with mexican kids or any kids that show any signs of illness.

6. If you are currently dating a mexican stop seeing them at once. At least until after the flu scare has
passed.

7. Hire no mexicans whatsoever nor anyone who looks like they might be sick.

8. Meet no one offline for a date or to sell an item that you have posted online. If you must meet at least
wear a mask and gloves to protect yourselfs.

9. For those who are married-If you must cheat on the one you love then at least be safe about it by
following these simple steps.

1-Wash carefully before and after the sex act.

2-Wear a mask through the whole encounter

3-Use a condom

4-Cheat only with a white or black person at least until after the flu scare has passed

And last but certainly not least......

10. STAY AWAY FROM ALL MEXICANS!

Note-While some of these tips may seem racist they are not. They are meant only to protect you and yours during this scary time. Remember, better safe than politically correct!