Patti Masterman (US)
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If a House Came with a Woman
If a house came with a woman,
We wouldn't want to buy;
We wouldn't want her, idle-
And always sitting by.
But if a house came with a fellow,
We'd put that guy to work;
To fix what he was able-
And consider him a perk.
Patti Masterman
Submitted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Edited: Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Poems by Patti Masterman : 896 / 2424
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I'd take the house with a woman
I'd teach her to clean, to cook, and sew
All the while I would beguiled
To make her love me so
Women are rarely idle, and many men are jerks rather than perks - just jesting Patti, curious little write.
Levitous and clever is this brief but enjoyable verse, Patti! You Rock! ~FjR~