'If I Could Be Santa' Poem by Linda Winchell

If I could be Santa
If just for one day.
I wouldn't be big and fat
and no reindeers would pull MY sleigh!

I'd drive up in, a fifty five Chevy!
With the windows rolled down
and have the tweeters and woofers blaring
Motown music, all over town!

And in my back seat
would be four hunky tan men, in tee shirts!
And in the trunk, a big black bag
filled with coal and blackest of dirt!

I would have these four hunks
shovel a scoop full or so.
Laying it under your tree
so that all of you would know!

That there is more to Christmas
than just your giving, once a year!
And you would know it was me
you would know I'd been here!

Come David, Come Tom,
Come Patrick and Shawn!
Get your tight buns all moving!
there's work yet to be done!

Work them muscles, so that I can see
what Mr. Clause has placed in the back seat
of my fifty five Chevy for me!