Jesus Was A Family Man Poem by Randy Johnson

Some people wonder if Jesus got married and had kids.
Well I'm telling you that he most certainly did.
He had two handsome sons and a beautiful daughter.
Jesus taught all three of them how to walk on water.
They developed the same powers that their father had.
Jesus was a loving husband and a wonderful dad.
Now Jesus and his family are in Heaven way above the clouds.
God loves Jesus and his family and they make him very proud.

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM. IF SOME PEOPLE FIND THIS POEM OFFENSIVE, I APOLOGIZE.)