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Know Holds Bard by Cretan Maineiac

10/14/2008 2:27:18 AM
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Cretan Maineiac
(April 29,1961 / Lewiston, ME USA)
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Know Holds Bard
 
  To fix a headlock on a
metaphor, or
clamp a full nelson on a

simile, body slam a weak
double-entendre &
choke the life out of a

forced rhyme. To get a toe hold on a
trochee, apply an
armlock that brings a

cliche to its knees, dropp an elbow on
trite alliteration, or
execute a powerbomb as easily as

coining a phrase. To lay the smackdown on
doggerel, and fling a
timeworn platitude from the ring, bridge

out of a writer's
block, pin
down

that cringing flowery sentiment &
celebrate that
seamless rhyme as the

referee slaps the
mat with that triplet coda &
calls for the bell

fresh and sharp as a sapling sprouting new
looming over your flattened foe
as the oak stands awesome and true.

Poetry and wrestling, each an art
not easily mastered,
like shaping a schooner from fresh-cut wood
or a god from alabaster.

Cretan Maineiac


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Lee Degnan (1/2/2008 5:50:00 PM)
Haha, very cool, CM... you are so clever!
Lee
Feel4 Planz Downz under (9/28/2007 4:38:00 AM)
I know some of these moves
and surely, surely
the Bard knows holds
he plays them beautifully
and squeezes them bold...

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