Let It Go.... The Great Debate Poem by Lyn Paul
Let It Go.... The Great Debate
EWWWWW.......
I SMELL SOMETHING, WAS THAT YOU?
IT SMELLS DISGUSTING, ON THE BORDERLINE TO POOH!
LADIES DO NOT "LET LOOSE" RELEASING AIR FROM DOWN THERE....
THATS A MAN'S JOB - A WOMAN, MUST NOT DARE
NOT ONLY DOES IT SMELL, IT HIGHLY POLLUTES OUR AIR...
I HAVE TO HOLD MY BREATH, AND FOR THAT YOU ARE BEING UNFAIR!
FLATULENCE WAS MADE FOR MAN.... WOMEN MUST HOLD IT IN
YOU WILL ONLY GET A LITTLE BLOATING,
A LITTLE DISCOMFORT,
And
YOU WILL BE PROUD YOU DID NOT SIN
FOR THE GENTLEMAN IS NOT SO GENTLE AND HE MAY RELEASE THESE
FUMES....
YET THE WOMAN MUST NOT "LET IT GO" OR IF URGENT MAY SEEK THE
POWDER ROOMS
YOU SEE A WOMAN WAS BORN TO NUTURE, TO CLEAN AND TO SMELL
LIKE A ROSE,
IT IS HIGHLY UNPLEASANT
IF ANY ODOUR SLIPS UNDER A MANS NOSE
SO PLEASE STRUGGLE WITH DISCOMFORT.
BEST NOT TO BEND OVER THE WASHING MACHINE....
FOR YOUR RELAXED MOVEMENT COULD CAUSE FUMIGATION
AND YOU.....
WILL NOT BE TREATED LIKE A QUEEN.
SO "LET IT GO"
'Let It Go'
YES OR KNOW?
THE GREAT DEBATE.
Copyright Reserved May 15th 2015
Lyn Paul
THIS IS TOTALLY A CHANGE OF STYLE FOR ME. Forgive me!
Gee, the last comment from me had some unfinished stuff at the end; i had started a poem but stopped. it was my error to send that 'stuff''. ha ha. bri :) hey, i just passed gas!
stanza 6: maybe a couple of typos? but I'm loving the poem so fa! to MyPoemList. OOPS! pardon me. i hope you didn't smell that. As i learned years ago, it is best to 'let loose' when a dog in nearby; one can blame the canine! Don't Bend Over, Lyn! I wonder if Helen Reddy ever 'let one rip' while at her microphone. bri :) bri :) Remember, dear, I too am in the room with you, so please don't make it smell like a zoo. I KNOW Helen Reddy
Nice piece of work! We were born and, we came and met this system on earth. Infact! In some countries, women are not respected at all. I still ask myself many questions all the time. Why is it so? Can this attitude really change? Thanks for sharing this poem with us.
Really funny and so true men can get away with anything but women are judged all the time so I suspose the best thing to do if you can't beat them join them LOL! !
Interesting write, laughed a lot. Enjoyed reading the flow of words......Something different from your usual write. Smiles! !
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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As the father of 4 daughters, I would like to think that there will be a day when they can fart with the best of men and not be thought any less of because of their gender.: -) Nice write, Lyn